Saturday, May 14, 2005
Fadeem's ringing my bell right now...
So peer at this until the screams stop...
Saddam Husayn | 8:26 AM | |
Thursday, May 12, 2005
Agents of the Saddam Fanclub Underground Resistance Jihad of Allah (SFURJA) have positively identified a Mossad agent posing as a member of the Australian leftist intelligensia.
This imposter goes by the name of "Martin Pike" (an obviously assumed name, as "stein" appears nowhere in it) and has been infiltrated into Australia for the express purpose of subtly guiding the leftist agenda away from Saddam-worship (their central ideology) and toward notions of "democracy", which is clearly just the first stage of a program aimed at opening up zionazi deathcamps in the Australian desert, where rightwing zealous crusader lunatics will run IDF killdozers over leftists and jihadists all day, every day.
Here is a picture of the imposter.
I know, you can't see his face. As is shown on his site, he keeps his real jewish identity - which would have been revealed if only we could see his large Jewish nose - a secret he guards carefully, through using a picture that shows only one of his gloatingly evil snickering Jewish eyes.
This man is extremely dangerous, and should only be approached whilst wildly firing an AK-47 into the air, and screaming all the usual stuff about Allah being cool.
Saddam Husayn | 3:59 AM | |
Wednesday, May 11, 2005
Sitting in my cell, praying fervently that Fadeem (my gay Kurdish Saddam-hating guard) will be claimed in the next round of people exploding themselves (and lots of others) to make Allah happy, I sometimes take a break to read emails from admirers all around the world.
However, I get a surprising number of less flattering letters from people of Jewish descent. I thought I'd share one such missive with you:Dear Saddam,
I am a Jew and I hate you for no reason other than the fact that Satan and George Bush will it to be so. I am working hard at completing my section of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, and have eaten two Palestinian newborns to please the dark lords of the underworld just this night.
We shall steal Palestine from the Palestinians, because it gets us off. Jews shall rule the world because we are superior evil supermen, and the rest of you are just scum.
Heil Sharon!
- Noam Chomsky.
You see? Undeniable proof of everything I've been saying. I just know that Antony Loewenstein will link to me now.
Saddam Husayn | 9:35 PM | |
(Another) Jihadist atrocity
If the oft-quoted leftist figure of 100,000 war Iraqi dead were accurate (which it isn't) it wouldn't be too hard to see who is doing the best job of depopulating Mesopotamia:BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Suicide bombs killed at least 71 people in Iraq on Wednesday, taking to nearly 400 the number of Iraqis killed in guerrilla attacks since a new government was unveiled two weeks ago.
In Saddam Hussein's hometown of Tikrit, a suicide car bomber blew up his vehicle among a crowd of mainly Shi'ite migrant laborers from southern Iraq who had gathered to look for work.
Police said at least 33 people were killed and 80 wounded in the attack, one of the day's four suicide bombings.
No doubt this is all somehow America's fault. {Insert flimsy leftist pretext/conspiracy theory here}.
Saddam Husayn | 12:05 PM | |
Sir Juanito De Muslimslayer, known killer and devourer of little baby Muslims, has launched into a tirade of lies about Sir Ridley Scott the Most Magnificent Chronicler of History The World Has Yet Known esq.
He is a clever crusader, this Juanito, sandwiching truths in between facts to make it seem as though his points are iron-clad. But they aren't.
If that devastating counterpoint doesn't convince you, then you're just not thinking on a sufficiently Pilgerian level.
Saddam Husayn | 6:29 AM | |
Tuesday, May 10, 2005
Jews are clever - But still evil
Not content with the three Palestinian homes he wrecked this morning with IDF killdozers of death, the evil Israeli Mandroid of the World Zionazi Imperialist Cabal (IMWZIC) otherwise known as "David" (no doubt a Jewish acronym for Death (to) Arabs (and) Violence (to everyone in the name of our) Imperial (war aims of) Doom) is trying to lure pious young Muslim men away from the call of Jihad with pictures of sexy Israeli fembots on motorcycles.
Go there only to laugh out loud in a scornful manner. Then go take a cold shower in the name of Allah.
And avoid over-cleaning certain areas!
Saddam Husayn | 11:01 PM | |
The criminal despots of the United States and the United Kingdom loved to hate my beloved George. Always they make terrible words at him, and make him cry.
Gorgeous George, My bitch.Now renown
Jewish Mandroid Killbot Charles Johnson is telling lies about my Georgie.
Go to this Jewish lizard-man's place and tell him Saddam doesn't like people messing with one of his loyal bitches. My ego can't survive without George's
loving endorsements.
Saddam Husayn | 9:09 PM | |
These are all lies, of course. All sons of the Prophet love one another, some even do so in saunas.ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - American and Pakistani intelligence agents are exploiting a growing rift between Arab members of al-Qaida and their Central Asian allies, a fissure that's tearing at the network of Islamic extremists as militants compete for scarce hideouts, weapons and financial resources, counterterrorism officials say.
The rivalry may have contributed to the arrest last week of one of Osama bin Laden's top lieutenants, a Libyan described as al-Qaida's No. 3 and known to have had differences with Uzbeks. Captured Uzbek, Chechen and Tajik suspects have been giving up information about the movements of Arab al-Qaida militants in recent months, four Pakistani intelligence agents told The Associated Press, leading to a series of successful raids and arrests.
"When push comes to shove, the Uzbeks are going to stick together, and the Arabs are going to stick together," said Kenneth Katzman, a terrorism expert with the Congressional Research Service in Washington. "I think the Uzbek guerrillas have had no home. Some of this could be a battle for survival."
Those Jihadist fuckers haven't been locked up with a bunch of pissed-off Kurds whose families they tested nerve agents on. They don't know shit about suffering. Only Saddam suffers.
Oh crap. Fadeem just showed up.
For the love of Allah - get word to the French. They have to get me out of this!
Saddam Husayn | 3:27 PM | |
The real "good news from Iraq"
Today, I wasn't brutalized by my Saddam-hating gay Kurdish guard, Fadeem. Saddam loves anal-recovery time.
Saddam Husayn | 3:24 PM | |
I've never seen a clearer example of a Zionazi Mandroid Crusader Killing Machine (ZMCKM). Just look at his picture! He isn't human. He's death in a yalmulke!
Saddam Husayn | 3:18 PM | |
Syrian army personnel, on what can only have been an impromptu sightseeing visit inside the northwestern deserts of Iraq, have been brutally murdered by Amerikkkan cut-throats, eager for blood.U.S. forces believe the main body of insurgents in Iraq have moved from their former strongholds in Fallujah and Ramadi to points north and west, Marine Lt. Gen. James T. Conway, director of operations for the Joint Chiefs of Staff, told reporters at the Pentagon on Tuesday. They appear to be well-equipped and trained.
“There are reports that these people are in uniforms, in some cases are wearing protective vests, and there’s some suspicion that their training exceeds what we have seen with other engagements further east,” he said.
Next evil neocon crusader mandroids like James Ozark will be claiming these innocent Syrians were helping to train the Jihadists.
Have they no shame?
Saddam Husayn | 2:48 PM | |
If you enjoy a good laugh
...and you don't have the time or WMD to go gas some Kurds, go to Chrenkoff's site, and watch as leftist intellectuals argue how I was the only truthful voice when it came to the matter of Iraq and WMD.
No doubt they are loyal stooges of my new minister of truth, Darp Hau Henderson Mat Hau Al-Darp.
Saddam Husayn | 7:40 AM | |
Sunday, May 08, 2005
John Quiggin: Taliban Leader
No, it's not just his general level of rambling hobo-like craziness. Nor is it the fact that he keeps making really eggregious mistakes.
It's more that he is already preparing for the inevitable Islamic conquest of Australia. If you can look at this banner, and tell me you don't see Cat Stevens, you're in denial. That is a
Muslim beard, people.
Saddam Husayn | 3:25 PM | |
Saddam Husayn | 3:21 PM | |
More great news. As if my day wasn't bad enough. Now I have to share my jail with yet another smelly Jihadist import: BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Iraq said on Sunday that security forces had captured Amar al-Zubaydi, a key aide to the al Qaeda leader in Iraq, Jordanian militant Abu Musab al-Zarqawi.
A government statement said Zubaydi, also known as Abu Abbas, was captured three days ago in Baghdad. It said he helped plan attacks on Abu Ghraib prison in April that wounded U.S. troops and several inmates as well as a string of car bomb attacks in Baghdad.
Saddam Husayn | 3:10 PM | |
Steve Edwards is slandering my beloved George.
Tim Blair is lying about something. Again.
Chief Bastard kicked a small child into unconsciousness just yesterday. I know, I was there. I saw.
Chrenkoff is still a mandroid.
The west loves me. They set up entire sites devoted to my social life.
Ben Affleck is a fucking jerk. I used to have men like him raped just for the sounds they made.
Treacher has posted something. In it, he mocks Amerikkkans in a way that pleased me.
Matt Damon as something is inserted anally.
Saddam Husayn | 2:52 PM | |
Human rights abuses in Australia
Evidence has been smuggled to me of the ongoing oppression of dissent in that foul nation who dared to sully the soil of Iraq with their blood and vegemite-stained boots.
Here we see a picture taken in secret - and at great risk - of a member of Dictator John Howard's Security Forces
beating an innocent peace protestor to death.
The peace protestor, a man poetically named
Darp Hau Mat Henderson Hau Darp Henderson, was a fragile, quiet youth, according to friends who spoke to my agents after the incident, who was well known and loved for his attempts to expose evil baby-eating crusader mandroid of the zionazi plastic turkey state of Israel,
Tim Blair.
But Tim Blair lives, laughing and urinating over poor Darp Mat Darp Henderson Hau's grave, smoking a fat cigar and using a stick to gaze illicitly at a pious Muslim woman's ankles.
How is this justice?
ADDITIONAL: I had no idea, but it seems that the guardians of the memory of Australian war dead
don't like Jews any more than I.
Saddam Husayn | 1:35 AM | |
Saturday, May 07, 2005
Hamas, along with Fatah, have
claimed victory in the second stage of Palestinian local elections. I think they should celebrate by singing
this popular Hamas song:
With Quran and Jihad, we will gain our homes back, hey, hey, hey! My precioius[sic] eyes are for Palestine, the agony of death is preciouis[sic] killing Jews...Death to Jews is precious. Jews will not fear threats, only action, so Hamas, hit them with the shoe bottoms of Islam and Hamas!
My precious eyes tell me this is
undoubtedly a great leap forward for peace in the region.
Saddam Husayn | 11:23 PM | |
Saddam: A Ridley Scott Film
In my present unfortunate situation, I have more time than I otherwise would to ponder ways in which I might lift my international profile. Normally, confined to an Amerikkkan jail in the middle of occupied Iraq, this would be a tricky proposition.
But this is not necessarily true, I realized, when I read this review of the latest Hollywood blockbuster about the Crusades. It seems that Amerikkkans despise their civilizational roots almost as much as we despise their civilizational roots. They are even going so far as to make propoganda films for us, which depict their ancestors as brutal, blood-sucking, baby-eating monsters (which they were) and their Muslim opponents as innocent, wide-eyed waifs who were looking the other way (admiring a flower, possibly) when the Christian steamroller of doom went right over them.
But anyway, this started me thinking. They could make a movie about me!
My story has all the right elements. A rags-to-riches tale, wherein a young hero rises to lead his country against undeniable evil (Bush, Howard, Blair, Jews, etc) only to be tragically and illegally cast down at the end, just like that Scottish man in a skirt who kept screaming nonsense about 'freedom'.
Freedom? Pssh. Men don't want to be free. They want to be led around on a leash, their buttocks being soundly struck everytime they stray. Normally, they would would prefer it be a leggy blonde holding the leash, but as I proved in Iraq for decades, a tubby short swarthy guy will do just as well.
Hollywood hates Bush far more than they ever hated me (except for the kaffirs who make South Park - Allah smite them, please!) so if the Jihadists of the 12th century who happily slapped the captured Christians and Jews into Dhimmitude (a word which probably doesn't appear in Scott's Islamic hagiography) can be massaged into acceptable paragons of western admiration, so can I.
And as long as Michael Moore is around, I won't have to wait 800 years to have my film made.
Saddam Husayn | 10:21 PM | |
Saddam didn't know about this, so he did not attend. Naturally, names of everyone who did attend will be taken down, those who seem to have had a good time in spite of the fact that Saddam wasn't there will go into the happy-fun big body holes the American bastards keep finding in the Kurdish deserts.
Saddam Husayn | 9:16 PM | |
I'm told that he never played a part in my intelligence services or ministry of approved information, but you wouldn't know it from articles like this. In this context, this week's performance by the Foreign Minister, Alexander Downer, verges towards dangerous - his critical signals were consistently negative at a time that called for the greatest sensitivity. In the first days he seemed to resort to Bush-speak - "We'll not let a bunch of terrorists dictate our foreign policy". And in several media reports in which he lists the governments from which Australia has sought assistance, there is not a single Arab nation.
He makes the very subtle, unspoken assertion that the only (and far more correct) statement that the Foreign Minister should have made was "We surrender our sovereignty to you, Jihadist supermen." Because anything else (assertions of autonomous conduct of foreign policy, etc) would simply be more Bush-speak. But potentially the most damaging was Downer's meeting before the cameras with the US Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice, and his public announcement that he would be meeting the US Vice-President, Dick Cheney, in Washington yesterday.
This man is a master! He closes all avenues to the reader bar one, leaving them to reach the predetermined conclusion that the only viable course of action for Australia would be to halt all diplomatic contact with the Americans (thereby negating the coalition alliance) and presumably withdrawing from Iraq. Surely this man must have worked for me at one point, because he most certainly is acting more in my interests now then Australia's. From the insurgents' point of view, he conveyed the message that he was consorting with their enemy. The Australian Government is perfectly entitled to seek US help and to take a tough line, but from Douglas Wood's perspective this was a provocative moment to parade it all for the cameras.
Yes, by discussing ways and means of obtaining the hostage's release with their paramount ally in the evil war of oppression waged against me, the Australians are being provocative.
The way is clear, McGeough has spoken. Lay down your arms and run out of Iraq at top speed, infidels. Anything else will be seen as a provocation.
(Hat-tip: Tim Blair)
Saddam Husayn | 7:44 PM | |
Town, bus, who cares? They're only Jews
That is the very pleasing attitude taken by Australia's representative of the International Saddam Information Ministry, the ABC.
Today, the brave heroes of the valiant Palestinian revolution attempted to blow up a schoolbus filled with children in the most epic traditions of Islamic bravery and manhood.
Unfortunately, they missed.
This is good news for the ABC, however, as it means that they still have a viable excuse for burying the attempted mass murder of children under the neutral headline: "Palestinian militants fire rockets at Israeli town".
Had the Israelis fired at a Palestinian bus, or had Americans placed a bag over a terrorist's head again, the media would have been whipped into the frenzy of Jihad.
It is good to see that they still remember who their boss is.
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